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Melhor imagem comparativa do desastre

A primeira imagem é clássica. A segunda é do Montanaro. Sorte do Gaddafi, que já pode despejar bomba na galera, agora o mundo não está mais olhando pra ele.

Votação para banda da fenamilho

Este blog foi meio abandonado, tendo inclusive perdido parte da formatação (usada nos desenhos ascii) mas eu possuo permissão de edição. Não quis cadastrar outro, o intuito desse post é apenas servir de exemplo.

Sugiro uma votação no blog do @viniciusZharpa com duração de dois dias. A banda que vencer, leva o voto de todos nas urnas, mais aqueles outros cinquenta que combinamos, né Vinícius?

Lula-lá

Lula da Nova Zelândia tem o maior olho do mundo

Eles não conhecem as que tem por aqui!

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Fiz essa ilustração um pouco sem tempo, mas ficou suficientemente boa. Aproveito e convoco todos a discutir (aqui pelos comentários) acerca do movimento 'Free Tibet' e suas ações.

Gostaria de adiantar apenas que movimentos políticos são completamente diferentes de movimentos humanitários. Eu jamais aceitaria um partido brasileiro tentando se aproveitar da copa do mundo, assim como nenhum movimento político pode se aproveitar de uma olimpíada. Mas será o 'Free Tibet' um movimento político? Ou estaria ele denunciando uma dominação bárbara e irresponsável?

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“Mulheres, imaginem esvaziar fossas sépticas e carregar os excrementos humanos numa cesta sobre a cabeça. É do mal, mas pode ficar pior: espere chegar à época das monções para as chuvas diluírem as fezes, que fatalmente escorrerão em seu rosto e roupa.
Já os homens, pensem num bueiro de onde, ao abrir, saiam baratas e ratos. Quando o movimento diminuir, mergulhe no caldo fétido e escuro, só de tanga fio-dental, para desobstruir as tubulações. Nada de luvas nem máscaras para amontoar do lado de fora a massa escura feita de fezes, absorventes femininos, camisinhas e embalagens plásticas. No máximo, pás, baldes e carriolas. Muitos morrem afogados no excremento ou envenenados pelo gás metano – resultante da fermentação das fezes – que se acumula nas galerias e ainda causa explosões letais.
Esse é o trabalho dos 650 mil scavengers indianos. Em inglês, scavengers são os animais que se alimentam de carniça (como urubus e hienas), mas, na Índia, a palavra se tornou apelido para a profissão daqueles que nasceram na fossa da hierarquia hindu. Os dalits são as mais baixa casta, mas mesmo eles, os intocáveis, estão divididos em subcastas. Para grupos como os bhangis, pakhis, balmikis e sikkaliars, o cocô é a opção única – e hereditária. Pouca gente parece se incomodar com isso na sociedade indiana. Tanto que os mergulhadores de bueiros são contratados por empresas a serviço do poder público em cidades como Mumbai e Nova Délhi.”

Texto tirado da revista SuperInteressante edição n° 250 – MAR/2008 pág.27

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